I need a footrub.

[Freya]

I had Christmas off, otherwise I've been working for 11 days straight. I hate you people when I have to work in retail. Stop buying so much stuff, go home.

My feet hurt. I NEED a footrub. Someone gimme one.

What do you NEED right now? Not what you want, or what would be nice. What do you NEED?

[Tigmafuzz]

Aw. I'd give you one, if I could. Not even kidding. It wouldn't be sexual, either. Just out of the goodness of my heart. Damnit lol now I'm going to feel bad for the rest of the night because I can't be there to give you a footrub.
I NEED a sandwich. I'm smurfing hungry.

[Bubba]

I would happily offer my services for a foot rub. However, my massage technique has been compared to Lenny from "Of Mice and Men".

I'm sat in work and would like my sausage and egg barm that I ordered at 8.30am... it is now 9.37am. What the smurf is up with that?

[Tigmafuzz]

"Tell me about the rabbits, George?"
"YOU PARALYZED THEM ALL BY SMASHING THEIR FEET"

[Pike]

Speaking of sore feet and working in retail, I could really use some slippers.

[fire_of_avalon]

I NEED to count my blessings and shut the smurf up.

[Araciel]

lolfeet

I need my amazon/chapters orders to show the smurf up

[Old Manus]

I'd do it but I worry about being thrown through a fourth floor window and developing a speech impediment

[Laddy]

I need a nice juicy steak, I have deprived of meat lately.

[Sylvie]

I need sushi and money.

[Pike]

I have deprived of meat lately.

We need to get you a boyfriend. <3

[Sylvie]

Hey everybody did the news get around about a guy named Butcher Pete? Oh Pete just flew into this town and he's choppin' up all the women's meat! He's hackin' and whackin' and slappin', he's hackin' and whackin' and slappin', he's hackin' and whackin' and slappin', hacks, whacks, choppin' dat meat!

[Jiro]

I need some warm gloves.

[Mirage]

I'll rub your feet so hard, you'll think I'm doing something completely different.

[Araciel]

...And he actually WOULD be doing something different.

Packages arrived. Now I need my fridge for the basement to arrive.