Disgusting

[Peegee]

The idea of peegee performing coitus is awful, especially since he didn't specify with what he initiates coitus.

I sort of lose track of things. Am I a virgin here?

[Jessweeee♪]

I only shower every other day. I don't think that's gross at all but some disagree.

[Parker]

I'd eat a poo but not showering every day is gross!!!!

[NorthernChaosGod]

I've been training myself to shoot flies out of the sky with carefully aimed ejaculations

How'd you get a fly to let you jack off right next to it?

[Bubba]

I've been training myself to shoot flies out of the sky with carefully aimed ejaculations

How'd you get a fly to let you jack off right next to it?

Sugar, twinkie bars and a picture of Jeff Goldblum in his underpants.

[Tigmafuzz]

fly

Jeff Goldblum

I see what you did there.

[Parker]

I've been training myself to shoot flies out of the sky with carefully aimed ejaculations

How'd you get a fly to let you jack off right next to it?

My room is stagnant

[Shiny]

I drink Vanilla Chai Latte that tastes like cardboard. Fail Dunkin' Donuts.

[GhandiOwnsYou]

I have become so ingrained with amateur military humor that when I go home, I often belch and fart before realizing normal human beings tend to not do that in polite company.

[Iceglow]

I eat using a knife and fork!

[starlet]

I eat undercooked pasta.

[Pike]

I eat undercooked pasta.

I eat dry ramen straight from the package like chips. It's amazing.

[Peegee]

I eat undercooked pasta.

I eat dry ramen straight from the package like chips. It's amazing.

This isn't disgusting. It's actually a legitimate method of eating ramen.

[Leigh]

I sometimes relish in the consumption of Pot Noodles'.

[Sylvie]

I eat using a knife and fork!

You sound like a pedophile. I know a few pedophiles who love to do this same exact thing. You're filth on the sidewalk.