Good. Posting the rough draft in a spoiler. Please add what you wish.

Open Letter for Absurd MLB Video Game
"Hello, I turned on the video game this evening and much to my displeasure, it seems that I cannot throw the baseball purposely at the batter. I would like for him to understand who is in charge, and that I am willing to break bones. His small helmet will not protect his exposed body. I'm displeased with not only the lackluster injuries inflicted upon the batter when I do purposely hit them with it, but that the AI is poorly designed and the players simply do not soften up or submit to my "game plan" after enough violent behavior. I also am displeased with the the fact that when I am batting, I cannot hit a homerun and also skillfully fling the bat so that it hits the Umpire and/or catcher. If this is the future of video games, then where is my free will? I want to play MLB my way. I want the stakes higher than ever before. I don't want to play baseball. I want to play hardball.

Please send me the uncensored debug mode version of the video game. I know you guys use these features to get pinpoint physics and realism, and I cannot understand why you would exlude them from the game. I have even inputted dozens of codes on my Gameshark, and none of them allow me to have it my way. Maybe you could learn a thing or two from Burger King. I simply won't play this video game if I can't have it my way.

Sincerelly,

Prince Sylvester II

P.S.
Don't doubt me, I will redesign baseball as our country knows it."