My fellow human beings (and Pike)

[Tigmafuzz]

Apparently this has something to do with understanding each others' psychological processes by learning facts about each other that we process subconsciously ourselves.
Soldiers, you are undertaking a conquest with incalculable consequences for civilization.

Each post will have five parts to it:

1.) Post 3-5 simple facts about yourself
Favorite food(s)?
Favorite game(s)?
Favorite animal(s)?
What do you do for fun online?
What do you do for fun offline?
What was your last text message about?
Do you have any pets?
How old are you?
Are you single/dating/married?
What turned you on today?
What is a little thing that annoys you constantly?
Etc.

2.) Ask the next person a question
I will ask a question. The next person who replies answers the question, and then asks a question of their own. The next poster replies to that question, and then posts a question of their own. And so on.

3.) Word Association
I will post a word or brief phrase. Then, the next person who replies posts what word/phrase they think of when they read mine, and the next person posts the word/phrase they thought of after reading the previous person's word/phrase. And so on. Example:
OP: Dogs
Reply 1: Pets
Reply 2: Cats
Reply 3: Scratching
Reply 4: Vinyl Records
And so on.

4.) I forget the name of this game but it also has to do with words
That is, post a word where the first letter is the same as the last letter of the previous word. Example:
OP: Dogs
Reply 1: Sun
Reply 2: Nice
Reply 3: Egotistical
Reply 4: Lies
Reply 5: Schema
And so on. Try to find really weird/obscure words and we shall improve each others' vocabulary.

5.) Story Time
I will begin with the first paragraph to a story, then the next person posts another paragraph adding to the story, and so forth. For absolutely no reason at all, I will be using other members of the forum as characters.

Let us begin!

PART ONE - My facts:
- I eat Mexican food every day, usually tacos and enchiladas with LOTS of cheese
- My last text message:
"Yeah, I'm gonna need your help for some of it. It's no wonder their gas bill is so high; smurfing motorcycles have more insulation than this place. Call up Watson, maybe his son-in-law is looking for some freelance. I'd do the wiring myself but I'm not legally allowed lol"
- I'm pretty sure I'm an alcoholic, but that's only because I'm a boring person sober
- My favorite food is a meal comprised of 6 slices of stuffed-crust pepperoni pizza, four hot dogs with cheese and ketchup, and a few tacos with lots of beams and cheese and some tomatoes, sometimes even with chopped raw potato. All of which is then smothered in Wolf brand chili.
- I have three cats - two black-and-white named Tom and Blinky and one tabby who we just call Buddy, all three of whom are brothers - a chinchilla named Skywalker, and a Lab/Rottweiler mix named Silas who weighs 110 lbs. and drools EVERYWHERE.


PART DEUX - Question
How many times have you slipped in the past month, and how many of those times actually resulted in you falling?


PART три - Word thingy one
Unitard


PART 四 - Word thingy two
Caesaropapacy
n. - secular possession of highest ecclesiastical power.


PART THE FIF - Stories! Yay!
It was a bright and sunny day in old Gotham, two weeks after Batman had "accidentally" pushed the Riddler off of a building and splattered his brains all over the sidewalk. The Joker was in hiding, there were no bank robberies, and not a single person was hanging out on rooftops. Iceglow and FoA were walking down the street, when suddenly...