Final Fantasy XIII-2 Collector's Edition Giveaway! - Congrats DMKA!

[chionos]

All y'all haikus suck (Renmiri your poem was nice). Even though I'm not eligible, I'm going to show you how it's done.

VI; the masterpiece
Kefka destroyed the world, but
the strong cast saved it.

Del, you know what, smurf you. That is almost word for word what I was going to say. Bastard. You're exactly right though.

FFI was good--
The beginning that gave us
A strong foundation

Part II tried new things,
But had a cast that needed
Better fleshing out.

Three just came along
Too late for Americans
To care about it

Four was fantastic
But it could have been better
With more Rydia

V had its moments
Like turning into a frog
But see number three

VI could have ended
The Final Fantasy world
It would be enough

Wild boys, a moogle
And precocious little girls
There's no better cast

Magic and mayhem,
Terra's mom gets it on with
An esper!? hellz yeah!

Aurabolt, bitches
Sabin as a Street Fighter
Would be so bad ass

Cloud, Squall, and Tidus?
Big Ogre Umaro says
Shut the funk up, nerds

Masters together
Amano, Sakaguchi,
And Uematsu

It's the best and all
You seven loving fan boys
You can suck a