Sleep Tight!

[Bubba]

But yeah, I have a thing about facing the door. Don't know why.

I'm the same, FOA. I really don't understand it either. But I have a theory.

I think it's because we're both heroes.

We both expect at some point in the night, a seven-foot tall hellbeast with three heads, five mouths and reeking of a tramp's armpit... will burst through the door and and proceed to eat our heads.

We, The Night Warriors, refuse to turn away from this foe and will face our impending doom head on... and will be remembered for all eternity.

...either that or we like to see that bit of light that comes from under the door...

My ideal position is spooning naked with Mila Kunis.

I would believe that but the other night I had a nightmare about bugs, woke up to look at the time on my phone, fell asleep while looking at my phone, dropped my phone on my arm, freaked out and woke up as it dropped and threw it across the room in fear.

Ha! Just noticed this response, FOA. Ah well, maybe my theory is total bollocks then. I'm not keen on bugs myself. I always check under my duvet for them before bed... I'll be sure to check for mobile phones from now on as well...