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    Default Is Shia LaBeouf responsible for the death of Oliver Reed?

    The evidence has been piling up and I cannot find any other logical conclusion.

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    I believe Captain Morgan had a hand in that.

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    What does the Even Stevens kid have to do with Oliver Reed?

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    Reed died of a sudden heart attack during a break from filming Gladiator in Valletta, Malta on 2 May 1999. The heart attack was a result of a night of hard drinking, which included three bottles of downed rum and arm wrestling victories over five sailors.
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    Even Stevens had a pilot in 1997. Nobody cared about it. Then Reed dies and, oop!, one year later Even Stevens is released to massive praise. And, it doesn't feature alcohol and is called Even Stevens, as in "Nobody liked us Reed, but now you're dead and we're popular so I guess it's even stevens."

    Proof.

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    Sounds about right.

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    Shia LaBeouf is responisble for the death of everything he's been near. He should be put to death imo.

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