Ducks

[Pike]

Once upon a time a great EoFFer called Doomgaze who made a thread about ducks that included a picture of a certain species that had a 15 inch penis that it used to lasso its mates. That picture was deleted when Doomy was banned, though, and I don't really want to GIS for "duck penis" to find it. Just know such manly ducks exist.

Is this the species of duck where the female has a corkscrew vagina, or is this a different one?

[Agent Proto]

The duck in question is called an "Argentine Lake Duck". Google it.

[Pike]

Although most male birds have no penis,[4] ducks have a long corkscrew penis, and the females have a long corkscrew vagina, which spirals in the opposite direction.

So this is all ducks, then?

Ducks confirmed for ALPHA

[Pumpkin]

This thread has gone somewhere odd.

[Tigmafuzz]

Odd? This is sublime.

[Alive-Cat]

I've got information on ducks that I'm willing to share but only for the right price.

[Tigmafuzz]

Llama

Llama

Duck

[Hollycat]

goose

[Tigmafuzz]

Somebody call me?

[Mittopotahis]

I prefer geese.

[Vincent, Thunder God]

I prefer geese.

Holy trout, that's epic! xD

[Old Manus]

[/commonwealth joke]

[Tigmafuzz]

Suddenly, cows.

[Pike]

Suddenly, cows.

meanwhile in montana.jpg

[Tigmafuzz]

kitties + couch =