Quote Originally Posted by fire_of_avalon View Post
Horsetrout, Steve.

When I was 8 I fell out of a swing and landed on my face.

No breaks!
It's actually truth, might be considering I was drunk I slipped a bit further down the stairs than 3 steps but I did hand plant off it from about halfway down. I also landed it without spilling a drop and only suffered bruises. However everyone who saw it happen was sure I'd slipped bout 3 steps when I planted off them.