Spiders scare the tit out of me.

I remember once I had to get an electricity reading from the box outside my house. I opened the box door to be confronted by a spider that looked more like an Uruk-hai assassin...

I'm pretty sure it had a baseball bat too.

Luckily, I managed to kick it in the face before it was able to carry me off across the plains of Rohan whilst force-feeding me grog.

Honestly though, I can't stand them. If I had a flame-thrower I would definitely have used it. I'm with Vivi... smurf them.

EDIT: Vincent, Thunder God's Ballad was epic.