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    It doesn't make you any less of a man.

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    Contrary to popular belief, the rabbits aren't poisonous. They do attract dingoes, foxes, various birds of prey and other baby eating wildlife though.

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    The only time I am ever afraid of a spider is if it is in my hair.

    You do NOT belong in my hair.

    In point of fact, I think jumping spiders are way adorable. I try to take all the spiders outside. I can only remember like two I've killed. One because he was in my hair and the other because YOU CAST A SHADOW AND YOU REALLY CLOSE TO ME AND HAVE BIG TEETH. And i felt so guilty for both of them.

    I would say I'm cool with 99.99999% of bugs. I am not cool with centipedes, millipedes or cockroaches.

    Quote Originally Posted by Vivi22 View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Vincent, Thunder God View Post
    Yeah, I used to do the same. But in the winter the poor little bastards will freeze to death, and if you drop 'em from the window, they'll probably fall to their deaths. As my father says, "Too much bother," or "TMB" as it were. So I usually kill them - at least I try to give them a quick and hopefully not to painful death.
    I've often wondered how quickly they die when I squish them or if they suffer much as I squeeze their gooey innards out through their exo-skeletons. My hope is that the answer to those questions is "not quickly at all" and "a whole hell of a lot" respectively.

    smurf Spiders.
    This is terrible. You change your way, Vivi, or I shall squish you! ;_;

    Quote Originally Posted by Happy Noodle Boy View Post
    You realise how weak sauce you all sound to an Australian's ears, right? At least the majority of your spiders aren't trying to rape you, paralyse you, and then drag you back to its surprisingly spacious nest so that it's young can feed on your nutrients.

    That said, spiders are okay; I don't hate them nearly as much as I hate cockroaches. Evil, disgusting, vile things that they are.
    This.

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    Quote Originally Posted by fire_of_avalon View Post
    This is terrible. You change your way, Vivi, or I shall squish you! ;_;
    I'm 6'2", a bit over 280 lbs. and perfectly willing to knife fight a Polar Bear. Not sure I have that much to worry about my dear.

    Aside from Spiders anyway.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cloud Strife777 View Post
    This species had better not live anywhere near me.

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    where do you live? they are pretty much everywhere except russia, the americas, and antartica

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hypoallergenic Cactuar View Post
    where do you live? they are pretty much everywhere except russia, the americas, and antartica
    Oh good, I'm in the Americas.

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    I once evacuated my room for an entire week because I saw a big spider in there. I only went in there if it was absolutely necessary.

    Absolutely terrified of the buggers.

    The scary thing is that I live in the UK, where they really don't even grow that big compared to other places. Not venomous, either.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vivi22 View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by fire_of_avalon View Post
    This is terrible. You change your way, Vivi, or I shall squish you! ;_;
    I'm 6'2", a bit over 280 lbs. and perfectly willing to knife fight a Polar Bear. Not sure I have that much to worry about my dear.

    Aside from Spiders anyway.
    That's nice but she's foa.

    My money is on her.

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    I remember receiving a similar bite from a poisonous bitch I went out with when I was nineteen.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bubbaforever View Post
    I remember receiving a similar bite from a poisonous bitch I went out with when I was nineteen.
    I smurfing love you Bubba.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vivi22 View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by fire_of_avalon View Post
    This is terrible. You change your way, Vivi, or I shall squish you! ;_;
    I'm 6'2", a bit over 280 lbs. and perfectly willing to knife fight a Polar Bear. Not sure I have that much to worry about my dear.

    Aside from Spiders anyway.
    *puts on spider outfit and hides in your laundry room*

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vivi22 View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by fire_of_avalon View Post
    This is terrible. You change your way, Vivi, or I shall squish you! ;_;
    I'm 6'2", a bit over 280 lbs. and perfectly willing to knife fight a Polar Bear. Not sure I have that much to worry about my dear.

    Aside from Spiders anyway.
    That's nice but she's foa.

    My money is on her.
    even if you believe in my ability to bring on abject violence it's nice to be believed in.

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