Doing It Wrong

[Catblepus]

i remember my first time using a water pipe, instead of inhaling i was puffing xD
but wow, why did you drink so late? i mean, if you ever wante to drink, you would do it before 28, and if not, why at 28 O_O

[NorthernChaosGod]

The topic of this thread isn't drinking, it's doing stuff wrong.

We're posting on topic wrong.

[Catblepus]

The topic of this thread isn't drinking, it's doing stuff wrong.

We're posting on topic wrong.

you guys are, but not me :P
i posted about something i did wrong, unrelated to drinking^^

[Mirage]

There are basically two reasons to drink.

Either you do it because you think it tastes good, or you use it as a social lubricant. Of course, you can do it for both reasons at the same time, but if you don't think it tastes super fantastic, and you aren't in a social setting, you might as well just not drink at all.

How much did you drink, pike? Amount, alcohol percentage, and how fast you drank it.

[Pike]

Umm it was in glass bottles about the size of a soda bottle. I had two of them over the course of a couple of hours and the alcohol percentage was pretty low, 4% or something.

I was trying to start slow because I'd never done it before!

[Peegee]

Thanks to my post and drunk chatting with piku yesterday she might never drink again.

You can thank PG for saving another soul.

[Iceglow]

True facts: your environment and social setting makes a huge difference to getting drinking right.

Being out in a club/pub/bar with friends and other people especially when loud music is playing will generally provide a massive upbeat to your drinking experience. Hence when people get drunk in social settings such as clubs they tend to relax become more confident and lose their inhibitions and generally dance (that has everything to do with sex, lust and dancing mimicking sexual contact)

Being drunk in a quiet place such as a home will generally leave people sleepy/depressed since the alcohol will have a negative effect on the person, reality is that your inhibitions and everything are just as lowered but the lack of the club environment means that the open state of mind and "good time" is not had.

[fire_of_avalon]

Horsesh-wha? ... Steve? Sensible post?

... Steve. You're being Steve wrong.

[Rianoa]

I probably had my first drink when I was 14/13 ... I think alcohol stuffs starts earlier in England there were plenty of cringe worthy times such as drinking vodka and refusing to wear clothes this was when I was about 16 . I also broke my door after a work event champagne is deceiving . I stick to beer and going to the pub every now and then I guess I grew outta it .

[edczxcvbnm]

I have a good story or two about being drunk.

1) In my early days of drinking I made a super suicide drink. We were sitting around playing some Rainbow Six: Vegas at a friends house and I was have a couple of stiff ones. We didn't know when we were going to leave to go out and meet up to play some laser tag at a higher class Chucky Cheese (It isn't so high class now).

After I made my suicide drink we got the call to go. Not to let good alcohol go to waste, I downed that trout and we left. On the way there we passed by some fastfood restaurants and I thought "I should probably get something in me now...NAH I will just get something on the way back". I was already pretty damn drunk by this point and had no clue how hard it would continue to hit me as time went on.

We got there and met up with Sephex and others. Got our tickets to play some tag with lazers and while waiting in line it eventually hit me. I got up and started to look for a garbage can. Mission failed. Vomit on the floor and all over the place. After a few minutes we made our way down to the lower level where I proceeded to continue vomiting in the Mens Restroom. After I thought I was done (and Sephex claims he warned me to just stay there for a bit but since I don't remember this occurrence it doesn't count) I sat out in the dining area and vomited pretty much into my sleeves with my head down on the table. My friends were getting ready to leave and get napkins and cleaned it up. While they were away a security guard or a cop came up to me and I managed to play it cool enough to be left alone. I pretty much told him my friends were getting some stuff to clean this up and then we were gone.

I spent the rest of the night either resting comfortably on the porcelain throne or passed out on the floor while everyone else ate pizza and watched Tron. AWESOME!


Story Two:

I got blasted at the driving while watching Transformer 2 on opening weekend. I was drunk enough to blackout most of the second half of that movie but not so blacked out I don't remember the basics. It was raining hard as hell, the movie was bad as hell and I didn't care. I kept drinking. Stayed outside and watched the movie under and umbrella. Eventually Sephex joined me along with a friend. I became so enraged at what was taking place on the screen in my drunken stupor that when I started to eat some chicken wings and couldn't figure out where to put the bone...I just started throwing them at the screen laughing manically. This was so funny and awesome that Sephex and the friend joined in.

[Iceglow]

Horsesh-wha? ... Steve? Sensible post?

... Steve. You're being Steve wrong.

But Foaffles, drinking is serious Steve business! Seriously, Steve takes drinking seriously!

[Tigmafuzz]

Steve should stop referring to himself in the third person >.>