Doing It Wrong

[Pumpkin]

When I get drunk I get hyper. Then I get quiet. Then I sober up. I'm not a particularly exciting drunk. I think the dumbest thing I ever did drunk was let some girl I barely knew pierce second holes into my ears, which have closed up now since I never used them. Other than that theres really nothing all that interesting. I also have never became drunk enough that I puked or passed out or forgot what I did when I was drunk. That just seems stupid to me.

[Slothy]

Last night I had booze for the first time ever in my life (yes I'm 28, shut up). I had two bottles of these alcoholic fruit drink things. I was expecting OMG SUPER FUN TIMES but instead I just got sleepy. I went to bed early and slept like a rock.

Alcohols a depressant anyway, and when you add in a blood sugar crash from those damn fruity drinks/coolers it's even worse when it comes to getting sleepy. In your case it may be better to go with a light beer, or perhaps straight up hard liquor. Something like Bailey's may also be good if you don't like beer and can't drink the hard stuff, but I swear to the robot god I can drink the whole damn bottle and not feel a thing sometimes.

[Gamblet]

It's fun bc there's a social aspect. yes there's other ways to get that social aspect, but now I have one more!

*shrug*

Agreed.

[Pike]

Why haven't you drank before?

Partially because I grew up in a really sheltered teetotaling family, and partially because my social anxiety and general hermit tendencies have kept me from ever "going out" or hitting the town or anything like that. The result of those two things combined is that I've never had the opportunity to drink. Yesterday the curiosity finally got the better of me, though.

[Madame Adequate]

First time I had a drink I was four. My grandma had this glass of lemonade that, being a four year old, I grabbed and necked.

It was not lemonade!

[Peegee]

First time I had a drink I was four. My grandma had this glass of lemonade that, being a four year old, I grabbed and necked.

It was not lemonade!

Urine?

[NorthernChaosGod]

Why haven't you drank before?

Partially because I grew up in a really sheltered teetotaling family, and partially because my social anxiety and general hermit tendencies have kept me from ever "going out" or hitting the town or anything like that. The result of those two things combined is that I've never had the opportunity to drink. Yesterday the curiosity finally got the better of me, though.

D'awww, you're so cute. If you do ever get drunk, you should write a "Dear EoFF" letter in the style of Twilight writing to Celestia.

First time I had a drink I was four. My grandma had this glass of lemonade that, being a four year old, I grabbed and necked.

It was not lemonade!

If we're counting these, then I have two stories to tell. My first time (probably multiple times) ever drinking was when my dad would be watching me in the evening when I was about one or two. He'd be having a Budweiser and I've been told that I'd take it and drink it like it was my own bottle.

Later on in life, I must have been about 12 when I was at my aunt's house hanging out with some of my cousins. One of my cousins had what I thought was a glass of Coke, so I asked him to have some. He gave me a sip and it most definitely was not just Coke, so I spit it out.

[Agent Proto]

The first time I had alcohol was when I was 15, or so... My dad offered me a sip of his beer at the time, so I took a sip. It wasn't that bad I recall.

[fire_of_avalon]

The topic of this thread isn't drinking, it's doing stuff wrong.

I do all kinds of stuff wrong all the time. But drinking, I do that pretty right.

Pike, we need to hang out.

[Pant Leg Eater from the Bad World]

Drink drank punk! Get in an alcoholic funk!

I have done drinking wrong a few times. Sometimes it turned out bad, sometimes not.

Also, like others have said, you should definitely drink in a social setting. Don't drink alone. Thats dumb. Drink with friends and do activities. You will find activities more entertaining when drunk.

[Peegee]

WELL I HEOPM YOU R'E HAPPY I HAD TO DRIVE HOME DURNK AND I LEF TMY BAG AT THE BAR. YOU AND YOUR THREAD PROBABLY MADE ME DRINK THAT MUCH YOU JEKR


YEAH YOU THINK YOU'RE BETTER ME THAN ??? I'M EOFF DAMNIT


ugh i can't even drink water beacuse i'm so bloated an di fi sleep i will wake up unconcscicous

this si s what hpapanes whne yhou drink.

[Tigmafuzz]

Good job pg!

[theundeadhero]

Proto crammed it right. Your social environment while drinking makes all the difference in whether you become sleepy, happy, or react however you react. If I drink just hanging around my apartment I get sleepy so I don't do it. If I get together with some friends and we drink things get exciting.

As far as doing things wrong: Life- I think I'm doing it wrong.

[Shlup]

You would not believe how much surface area I managed to coat with my purple vomit on my 21st birthday.

Also, I have seen several people make the mistake of eating cannabis their first time. It's much stronger that way.

[Pike]

D'awww, you're so cute. If you do ever get drunk, you should write a "Dear EoFF" letter in the style of Twilight writing to Celestia.

Will do

Pike, we need to hang out.

Yes. Yes we do.