I have a good story or two about being drunk.

1) In my early days of drinking I made a super suicide drink. We were sitting around playing some Rainbow Six: Vegas at a friends house and I was have a couple of stiff ones. We didn't know when we were going to leave to go out and meet up to play some laser tag at a higher class Chucky Cheese (It isn't so high class now).

After I made my suicide drink we got the call to go. Not to let good alcohol go to waste, I downed that trout and we left. On the way there we passed by some fastfood restaurants and I thought "I should probably get something in me now...NAH I will just get something on the way back". I was already pretty damn drunk by this point and had no clue how hard it would continue to hit me as time went on.

We got there and met up with Sephex and others. Got our tickets to play some tag with lazers and while waiting in line it eventually hit me. I got up and started to look for a garbage can. Mission failed. Vomit on the floor and all over the place. After a few minutes we made our way down to the lower level where I proceeded to continue vomiting in the Mens Restroom. After I thought I was done (and Sephex claims he warned me to just stay there for a bit but since I don't remember this occurrence it doesn't count) I sat out in the dining area and vomited pretty much into my sleeves with my head down on the table. My friends were getting ready to leave and get napkins and cleaned it up. While they were away a security guard or a cop came up to me and I managed to play it cool enough to be left alone. I pretty much told him my friends were getting some stuff to clean this up and then we were gone.

I spent the rest of the night either resting comfortably on the porcelain throne or passed out on the floor while everyone else ate pizza and watched Tron. AWESOME!


Story Two:

I got blasted at the driving while watching Transformer 2 on opening weekend. I was drunk enough to blackout most of the second half of that movie but not so blacked out I don't remember the basics. It was raining hard as hell, the movie was bad as hell and I didn't care. I kept drinking. Stayed outside and watched the movie under and umbrella. Eventually Sephex joined me along with a friend. I became so enraged at what was taking place on the screen in my drunken stupor that when I started to eat some chicken wings and couldn't figure out where to put the bone...I just started throwing them at the screen laughing manically. This was so funny and awesome that Sephex and the friend joined in.