Contra 3 v Super Probotector - Men against robots

[Bubba]

Same game, different species.

Pick a side.

Men
Bad ass. Two muscle-bound grotesques who look hard as smurf. Weapons and explosive experts with a taste for wanton destruction. They basically run round tearing trout up. Their only weakness is the spoken word. "Let's attack aggressively!" growls Lance... well how else are you going to attack? "Let's attack passively!"... or "Let's write them a letter expressing our anger!" Stick to the guns and bombs guys.

Robots
Look like they are bad ass. The reality is quite different. Looking at the design of these things I'd be willing to bet that they cost the government many millions of dollars to make. Maybe some sort of titanium-alloy body which can surely withstand a barrage of heavy weapon fire before succumbing? Nope. The very first level a dog runs into it and it dies.

I'd side with men every time. With whom does you allegiance lie?

[GhandiOwnsYou]

Contra. Nothing is better than Contra, and Bill Rizer will smash your face. Smurf robots.