My reaction isn't any less unnecessary than your apparent police paranoia.
I was hoping you would understand how you're coming off by the post I make, please don't tell me it didn't work.
Don't you realize how weird you sound? One second you're saying "yeah I know it is really really really unlikely for me to get caught and it would be totally crazy if they jailed me for this", and then the next second you're going all "BUT THAT 0.00000000000000001% CHANCE COULD STILL HAPPEN, MAYBE I SHOULDN'T DO IT!!??"