hello EoFF I hope somebody reads this post and thinks "Yes I want to be friends with this person" and then we will be friends and eat cake together and maybe also wash each other. I am expecting hatred and/or indifference though.

Name?
Paul.

Chat name?
That sounds like a whole thing.

Where ya from?
I'm English.

Where ya workin' or what are you studying?
I work for a charity and I give debt advice, counselling, management and so on.

Game most played?
This year it's definitely been Skyrim!

Weird fetish? (Trying to avoid another shocking thread instance >.>)
Posting replies to threads on Final Fantasy forums.

Biggest pet peeve with this site?
Quin 'n' Tonic. I wish he'd go.

Ciddie award won in the past?
Funniest member. 11 times!

Favorite member and why?
Nobody in this entire thread has said me, which cut me pretty deep (apart from Huxley). So everybody who has not posted in this thread is my favourite member! (apart from Huxley)

(It's actually Huxley)

What do you look like(picture)?
(SPOILER)

I grew a beard over Christmas. Here it is after one week. I am not looking at the camera because COOL PEOPLE don't look at the camera.

If you dare, what do you sound like (voiceclip)?
http://forums.eyesonff.com/2862362-post51.html I read a poem once.