Quote Originally Posted by [M] Jesus View Post
Hey Gandhi, man


Hello, my friend. I've been thinking about you a lot lately. Remember that trip to Bankok? We avoided sleeping with A LOT of bitches that night. I think you tried to teach me how to turn piss into wine, or something, but I can't get it to work, bro. Think you could show me again? Also, quite a few of us have been talking, and we'd really like it if you could take the time to smite all the morons who say they follow you but are really just haters. Seriously, Confucius say: "Hypocrites be assholes, yo."

P.S., if Albert's up there, could you send him back please? We miss him on Wednesday poker nights. He brought the booze. And the jokes. So funny for a German, hahaha. If he's in the other place, we understand, it's your call, but maybe you could make an exception this one time?