Did you see that under there?

[Freya]

Yes this is a thread about underwear. Why do I want to know? Because I'm a creeper. Lets throw in socks too.

I love boyshorts. They are the most comfortable for me. Thongs are uncomfy and I only wear them when I don't want a panty line. I cannot NOT wear undies though. I feel uncomfortable if I don't have any on. No sleeping nude for me! I have all types of colors and patterns and what not. Same for bras. I like lace trims with cotton fabrics

I prefer guys in boxers or boxer briefs. AND COLORS!

And socks OH GAWD I love socks. I don't own a pair of normal socks. They have cats, birds, crazy patterns, colors etc. I love novelty socks. LOVE THEM.

I want these ones.



Now lets discuss undies and socks! Nothing, dirty guys. This isn't a smutty smut smut thread. Keep it clean, like you should your undies!

[NorthernChaosGod]

Um, I prefer boxers most of the time. And 99% of my socks are black. amidoinitrite?

[Pheesh]

Boxer briefs, mid to long black socks with pants, and a couple of white ankle socks for shorts. It's all very serious business.

[Agent Proto]

I'm boxers, baby!

And for socks? I really do enjoy the socks hospitals issue when you're admitted inside. It's like, hey free fuzzy socks with grips to them! Cool beans!! I have a couple pairs of those.

[Freya]

Oh the ones that are suppose to help prevent whatever. Yeah I have some of those too! Although I prefer just fuzzy socks to slide across the floor with.

[Pheesh]

I also have a bunch of those big work socks that are fluffy inside and make your feet smell like Beelzebub's ass.

[Tigmafuzz]

During the day, boxer briefs. Always boxer briefs. They aren't as tight as tight as briefs, so nothing gets squished together and uncomfortable, but they aren't as loose as boxers, so I don't have to worry about things flapping around. I sleep in the nude though.
All my socks are boring and black. I have a few "regular" socks, but I hardly ever wear them unless all the black ones are dirty and it isn't laundry day yet. Although I do love it when Sarah prances around the house with her cute rainbow-colored individual-toed socks that go halfway up her thigh. I occasionally buy her novelty socks; she has a thing for 'em.
...Socks are very important.

There is one item of G.I. gear that can be the difference between a live grunt and a dead grunt. Socks. Cushioned sole, O.D. green. Try and keep your feet dry. When we're out humpin', I want you boys to remember to change your socks whenever we stop. The Mekong will eat a grunts feet right off his legs.

[Quindiana Jones]

Boxers, aye. And I like socks of some novelty design, though I don't own many. I prefer seeing them to wearing them. Calvin Klein's are the most comfortable pants I've ever worn (though I'll be damned if I ever buy a pair!), and JCB are the most comfortable socks I have ever worn. I mourn the day I only bought one pair thinking "hah! These look interesting!".

Also, does anyone here, when it's particularly cold or when they want to treat themselves, iron their undies and socks? It's bliss.

[Tigmafuzz]

I sometimes take off my socks, even if they're clean, to put on warm socks straight from the dryer. It's just so wonderful

[G13]

Boxer briefs. I think I recall Justy saying only gay dudes wore those.

I just like how they accentuate m'package.

[Quindiana Jones]

*exaggerate

[G13]

To bring notice to.

And the ones with the stripeys, hoo boy, look out! It's like the opposite of Spanx!

[Quindiana Jones]

Yeah, you don't want them noticing the rest of you. :thedevilsmileythatIcan'tbearsedtofind:

[fire_of_avalon]

i cut leg holes in burlap sacks and wear those as underpants. I call it the foa cut.

For brassieres I lash together sailing rope and animal hides.

[Slothy]

Boxer briefs in a variety of colours. I can't stand regular boxers because the fit tends to be baggy and I hate them bunching up under clothes. Also, you know, boxer briefs show off the manhood quite nicely.

As for socks. Don't wear them, and don't trust them. Something about how they always come in pairs makes me think they're plotting something. You know when you take your clothes out of the dryer and only find one of your socks there? The other one hasn't gone missing, it's pretending you're Robert Muldoon and coming at you from the side. They're worse than smurfing Raptors.