My high school History teacher: "I don't want to sit in the front of the movie theater because I don't want to get a neck ache. I don't want to sit in the back on the movie theater because I don't want to get a sexually transmitted disease."

I usually like to sit on the side so I can get up and go to the bathroom because I will have inevitably drank too much delicious red drink they always serve that's supposed to be a medium, but is actually a super large. Crazy American sizes. If I know I don't want to miss anything in the movie and/or I don't have a drink, I sit in the middle, but I don't count the smurfing rows because I don't care.