I have extensive Valentines Day plans.

When I wake up for work I am littering my floor with literally hundreds of Hershey Kisses and leaving a heart shaped not for my wife that says 'I Kiss The Ground You Walk On'.
Then I shall be at work until evening.
Whence upon I return I shall get clean and dandy and dressed up like a dapper gentlemen and my wife will slip into some dress or another and we shall take a limo to a local five star restaurant which I have had reservations at for well over a month. Then we shall return to limo and home.
Where if all went well, we will make intercourse. ehem. Sex.