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What I Want In a Lover
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kind, compassionate, shorter than me, wanting long term relationship, not overweight.
Someone who isn't nuts, but isn't withdrawn either.
There's a lot I want, but I highly doubt someone is going to have all the qualities, so I'll just wait until I see someone and think "I wouldnt mind to spend the rest of my life with that person."
Also they have to have been female their whole life.
That's probably the most important qualification.
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Breathing.I'm not picky.
Someone that can -snip- at least five times a minute. In addition, -snip- fire extinguisher. -snip- with my -snip- to make the satisfying sound where a woman -snip-. The last thing I am kind of into is -snip- and -snip- gallons and gallons -snip- fake spiders -snip- created a new law in my town. Hey, baptisms. What are you gonna do?
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Someone who enjoys corgis.
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Seeing as how beggars can't be choosers, someone who will put up with all my bulltrout would be great. I mean we don't even have to date or anything.
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My qualifications are pretty simple:
Someone who can quote SMAC with me.
Begin with a function of arbitrary complexity. Feed it values, "sense data". Then, take your result, square it, and feed it back into your original function, adding a new set of sense data. Continue to feed your results back into the original function ad infinitum. What do you have? The fundamental principle of human consciousness.
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I want someone who makes fun of my odd obsessions but loves me all the sameAlso someone who can make me laugh.
But the lover part of it, someone awesome in the sack
Hey! I could...Originally Posted by Freya
I want someone who makes fun of my odd obsessions but loves me all the same
...oh never mind.But the lover part of it, someone awesome in the sack
Someone who is secure in their own body. Someone who will strut around naked regardless of what they look like. Someone who won't demand the lights be switched off in case I can "see their rolls"... I like your rolls! Someone who won't demand that I perform certain acts with my head under the duvet... I will suffocate and die!
Basically, someone who is comfortable enough in their own skin to say "This is me naked. Either you like it or you don't."
My penis, usually.
*Badum-Tshh!*
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