What I Want In a Lover

[Shlup]

My penis, usually.

I was going to post a legitimate answer in this thread but now I'm too distracted by how spot-on this answer is. Also can't think of anything that doesn't involve oral.

[black orb]

>>> Someone that I doesnt have to pay for having fun..

[Shiny]

Someone who gives me oral, but doesn't complain when I don't give it back.

[Shlup]

Someone who gives me oral, but doesn't complain when I don't give it back.

That was basically where my mind first went.

[KentaRawr!]

I don't want a lover. I'm focusing on college right now.

... But I'd really like a girl who's smart and funny and likes me for who I am.

[Hollycat]

I'd like Emma Watson

[Peegee]

Someone who gives me oral, but doesn't complain when I don't give it back.

That was basically where my mind first went.

you are both selfish and bad people.