Well seeing as this is my second consecutive Valentines Day as a singleton I couldn't imagine a better forum to date.

I look forward to this evening when I sit across from my laptop and crack open a bottle of vintage champagne as EOFF appears seductively on my screen. Barry White will be crooning softly to us both from my stereo. The mood is perfect.

Then, if I'm lucky... I will have my way in The Lounge as I delicately enter your Wonder Square...