Soup dude

[Jiro]

Does that guy in Wall Market ever give you some food? I'm talking about the guy outside chilling around his little pot of whatever the smurf it is. Every time I see him I want to take a bite but he's always "nah come back later". I think if you visit him after the plate falls he talks about dust in his soup. I DON'T CARE MAN, FEED ME YOU JACKASS.

So discuss the soup dude.

[Carl the Llama]

Well Dak you have done it, I can honestly say I thought I knew everything this game has to offer... now however I have no idea who you are talking about, YOU KNOW SOMETHING ABOUT THIS GAME I DONT!!! or didn't lol, I must find the Soup man!

[Sephex]

Well, the dust in the soup clearly broke his spirit in terms of making a new batch!

[Bubba]

I demand a picture of soup dude!

Like KD, I have no idea who you are talking about. It's not the guy in the bar who serves you food for the Don Corneo challenge is it?

[Bolivar]

I know who you're talking about. You sure he doesn't have any of the items that gets Don Corneo to choose you?

[Jiro]

He doesn't have anything, he's just sitting there. I don't have a picture of him 'cause I'm not at home but I found a picture of the Wall Market background and cropped his little area out.



That door at the top of the screen is the entry to the materia guy who asks you to get the tiara. Soup dude, however, just sits at his little pot and whatnot. Currently he's telling me it's not ready, but I WANT SOME GODDAMN SOUP.

[FFIX Choco Boy]

Soup dude's afraid to share his soup! Soup dude's afraid to share his soup! Soup dude's afraid to share his soup!

[Sephex]

*looks at pic*

Now that I think about it, why is he making a pot of soup that big?

[Bubba]

Wow. I can't believe I've never noticed this soup-teasing legend. Maybe it needs more garlic or a more delicate mix of herbs?

Or maybe he's just put too much salt in and ruined it... and now he's scared of telling anyone.

[|-THE redmage-|]

Maybe he doesn't want to share his soup because he put all of his "exotic herbs" in it. They're pretty hard to come by in Midgar.

[VeloZer0]

Well I heard it was the start of the Aries revival quest chain.

[Jiro]

Or maybe it was the end of the chain. Maybe he ate her.

[Sephex]

Or maybe it was the end of the chain. Maybe he ate her.

"Don't feel bad, Cloud. She has now become one with the soup."

[FFIX Choco Boy]

For some reason I found that funnier than I should have.

[Jiro]

No no, you found it just the right amount of funny. I did too.