Does fixing the fitted sheet on this dorm bed count? Cause I mean, the smurfing thing dislodged during the night and tried to suffocate me, and I had to beat the trout out of it with my pillow, at which point I scolded the mattress for letting its only goddamn prisoner escape and try to murder me. So if that counts than this morning. If not, than a month ago when I made this bed up the first time.

If that doesn't count than like two and a half months ago when I flipped my trout and cleaned my room "for the last time before I leave". It stayed made until I left because I only slept on top of it because I didn't want to mess it up and have to remake it.