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    Boco Augment Yourself

    If you could become a cyborg and give yourself one upgraded feature what would it be?

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    Steel vagina.

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    Quote Originally Posted by fire_of_avalon View Post
    Steel vagina.
    Well, ****, no one is going to top that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by fire_of_avalon View Post
    Steel vagina.
    Well, damn.
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    I would get robot hands so I could play badass guitar solos and be a bitchin' musician.

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    You don't need robot hands for that.
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    I would like to hear one benefit of a steel vagina.

    Buns of steel I can see. Though I think I'd go with robot voice. Can I have a robot voice? That would be great. I would like to be able to bust out autotune at will.

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    He does.

    Jet pack feet.

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    A steel vagina would get hammered all out of shape by a titanium cock still.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cloud Strife777 View Post
    You don't need robot hands for that.
    Haven't you seen the Futurama episode? I want that.

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    Some kind of device that allows me to teleport. I'm not sure if this is doable. If we're just talking "Make a part of your body into metal!" then I'll go with a good, solid shell for my torso - so I never have to worry about getting a beer belly.

    Seriously though, not sure. Eyes would be neat, you could come up with all kinds of features for them.
    Bow before the mighty Javoo!

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    Quote Originally Posted by ShlupQuack View Post
    I would like to hear one benefit of a steel vagina.

    Buns of steel I can see. Though I think I'd go with robot voice. Can I have a robot voice? That would be great. I would like to be able to bust out autotune at will.
    Cracking nuts.

    Signature by rubah. I think.

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    I would not agree that that is a benefit. And I know it's been a long time, Megan, but the nuts don't go in the vagina.

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    An electromagnetic cock, to combat FOAbot's steel vagina. Such power is not meant to be wielded by one individual
    Kefka's coming, look intimidating!
    Have a nice day!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by blackmage_nuke View Post
    An electromagnetic cock, to combat FOAbot's steel vagina. Such power is not meant to be wielded by one individual
    Indeed, the oft prophesied "Tesla Shlong". A formidable apparatus.

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