Augment Yourself

[fire_of_avalon]

I would not agree that that is a benefit. And I know it's been a long time, Megan, but the nuts don't go in the vagina.

listen here, fussy britches, that was a kickass double entendre and you know it.

An electromagnetic cock, to combat FOAbot's steel vagina. Such power is not meant to be wielded by one individual

ooooooo bb

[Mirage]

One feature? Pike, now you're being mean. That's like telling a limbless torso he can get back only *one* human extremity.

But of course, already being a cyborg, I don't really need all that many more features than I already have.

[Rantz]

I wanna shoot lazors from my mouth.

[Pike]

One feature? Pike, now you're being mean. That's like telling a limbless torso he can get back only *one* human extremity.

Well, one feature to start with!

I'm going straight for the hardcore stuff and upgrading my brain. Finally I'll have photographic memory just like Loony Bob!

[Mirage]

Digital brain augmentation, for advanced analyzation and storing of visual, auditory and olfactory input in ways a wetware brain isn't particularly good at.

I mean, assuming I was a normal human being, of course.

[Jiro]

Gimme like smurfing awesome cybernetic legs so I can jump real high and trout.

[Sephex]

I would like to hear one benefit of a steel vagina.

Let's just assume it's a T-1000 vagina and it can morph and stuff. Yeah, that will work...

[rubah]

laser-breasts. pew pew

[sharkythesharkdogg]

I would like to hear one benefit of a steel vagina.

Sex with Superman?

[Bunny]

laser-breasts. pew pew

Breasts made of lasers? Breasts that shoot lasers? If we are talking about the latter, is it the entire breast or merely the nipple which shoots lasers? Do you have control of their laser ability or are they Cyclopean in nature? If we are talking about the former, what would the benefits of such a thing be? I suppose they would be lighter than normal breasts but you would lose most of the functionality in them.

[Slothy]

Frankly, I'd be happy with Adam Jenson style blade arms.

For cutting steak of course.

[Jessweeee♪]

I would turn my boobs into storage units. As a cyborg I do not need the baby feeding bits in there. And women's clothes do not have adequate pockets.

[Jiro]

It's socially acceptable for you to carry a handbag around though. Stop being greedy!

[Peegee]

Cyborg would mean I would be shaped the way I want.

And I STILL get an upgrade? I want brain zapping tendrils so I can give people euphoria against their will.

zap zap
*drool*
*splooge*
problem solved.

[Jessweeee♪]

It's socially acceptable for you to carry a handbag around though. Stop being greedy!

I don't want to carry a handbag. I want a wallet with tampon and cell phone space. So I can be freeeeeee.