Have You Ever...

[Pike]

I have a new idea for a game thread. It's called "Have You Ever..."!

Basically you ask someone "Have you ever [insert something here]". The next person to reply answers yes or no (and preferably tells us a little about it so it's not just a one word answer), and then asks a new "Have you ever..." for the next person to answer, and so forth!

Let's try to keep this from getting too terribly raunchy; yeah, I know, this is EoFF so I'm not getting my hopes up, but this isn't #tot either

Here we go!



Have you ever... gotten so drunk that you passed out?

[Tigmafuzz]

Yes. Usually about two or three times a month, actually. It's very likely I bleed vodka.

Next: Have you ever called your significant other the wrong name?

[Fynn]

No, but once I called her "mom", and called my mom by her name. It was awkward on both times.

Have you ever tried on underwear that was intended for the opposite sex?

[Tigmafuzz]

I wasn't "trying them on." I was wearing them. It made for a fun evening.

Have you ever jumped from a height of over 16 feet?

[Sephex]

No, but I think I cam awfully close to that as a kid. The landing was rough, but I rolled into it (this was YEARS before Ocarina of Time), so I turned out okay.

Have you ever got so drunk that you pissed in a cat box to get revenge on your cat because she pissed on something that belonged to you?

[Pike]

No, but that sounds amazing and I kind of want details out of morbid curiosity.

Have you ever spent the night in the hospital?

[Agent Proto]

Yep. Spent several days in the hospital as well. This was when I found out I had kidney failure.

Have you ever laid your hand on a burning stove?

[Hollycat]

Yes, several times, once while trying to help my mom get biscuits out of the oven, once when I thought it was off, and once when the lights were off.

Have you ever chocked someone so hard they fainted?

[Tigmafuzz]

Yes, several times, once while trying to help my mom get biscuits out of the oven, once when I thought it was off, and once when the lights were off.

Have you ever chocked someone so hard they fainted?

Chocked
1. Prevent the forward movement of (a wheel or vehicle) with a chock
2. Support (a boat, cask, etc.) on chocks

Chock
1. A block or wedge placed under something else, such as a wheel, to keep it from moving.2. Nautical - A heavy fitting of metal or wood with two jaws curving inward, through which a rope or cable may be run.


No, I don't think I've placed a wedge under someone to prevent their movement.

Have you ever almost fallen asleep while taking a shower?

[Jiro]

Twice. Once it was cold outside and the shower was warm so I just thought I'd have a nap. The second time I was drunk so I just got in the shower and turned it on and slept. My clothes were clean by the time I woke up.

Have you ever broken a bone?

[Hollycat]

Nope, never.

Have you ever drank a whole gallon of milk in an hour

[Tigmafuzz]

In an hour? No. In like 45 minutes? Yes. I eat a lot of jalapenos, and often I even eat a whole habanero by itself. So I thought I'd try the Four Horsemen Burger, with its Bhut Jolokia "ghost chili" sauce...
Apparently it's over 400 times as hot as a jalapeno (Jalapeno = 2,500 SHU; Bhut Jalokia = over 1,000,000 SHU) so I ended up drinking almost a half-gallon of milk before I threw up, then finished drinking the milk anyway because my mouth still burned. I ate more than half of the burger though

Have you ever done something really stupid that you regretted later, even though you were proud of it?

[Pike]

Yeah, I told a guy off in college, in the middle of class, where everyone (including the professor) could hear, because this guy said that Nintendo was never going to make another console (this was during the GameCube era; the Wii hadn't been announced yet.)

I felt really good about myself at the time but now I look back on it and get kind of embarrassed

Have you ever gotten in a fight?

[Hollycat]

Yes, several. One time five kids cornered me in the locker room and as the leader threw his first punch I grabbed his head and smashed into a locker nob. One time in fifth grade a kid took my basketball so I choked him. One time a kid threw an eraser at me so I threw a desk at him. One time a kid made fun of me so I chucked a ripleys book at his face. One time as a sophmore a senior made me look stupid in front of my girlfriend, so later I challenged him to fight, ducked his initial punch and knocked him over and made him cough blood with an uppercut to his stomach. I have been known to go overboard when pissed. Also I was told the next time I punch someone that hard I will go to jail for assault.

However, since I decided not to let anger be a part of my mind, Only twice have I fought someone, both mentioned above.

Have you ever damaged someones car and walked off without saying anything?

[Tigmafuzz]

Nope. Never been in a wreck (if I was the one driving)

Have you ever bought someone a gift that you weren't able to give to them for some reason?