Have You Ever...

[Sephex]

No, but that happened to me. A minor paint scratch, so it was nothing major. I don't let things like that bother me.

Have you ever farted really loud in a public area...and gotten away with it?

[Tigmafuzz]

I'll fix this by answering Sephex's question and then just reposting my question.

I have farted really loudly in a public area only once. I had three bean burritos for breakfast, and there was nobody around me. So I let it loose. And it was glorious.

Have you ever bought someone a gift that you weren't able to give to them for some reason?

[Jiro]

Yeah, we bought my football coach a mug that said "With all due respect, smurf you" but I ended up forgetting to give it to him so it's mine now.

Have you ever really exaggerated a story to make yourself look good in front of someone you liked? (aka have you ever lied to pick up?)

[Pheesh]

There are other ways to pick up? :/

Have you ever been stranded in a town that you don't know your way around at all?

[Hollycat]

Yes, all the time, just make a map in your head.

Have you ever found a bone in your hamburger?

[Sephex]

No, but I puked up an undercooked burger I ate at a Superbowl party.

Have you ever been caught singing a song on the radio at a stop light? Driving or otherwise?

[GhandiOwnsYou]

Yes. In a Champagne '81 Buick Riviera, on spoke rims, in high school, in a car full of white kids, with the windows down. To Snoop Dogg. Aaaaaaaand we realized all at once, that we were on the corner of 360 and mosby ct, ghetto murder capital of Richmond Va. It was one of those crushing tsunamis of fate, where you simultaneously crap your pants and calmly marvel at not only the sheer absurdity of your situation, but also how you managed to neglect all those factors until precisely that moment.

Have you ever taken a minor habit or quirk and unintentionally amplified it to a level that got you weird looks or attention?
For instance, I bite my nails, and occassionally will get irritated at a stubborn hangnail and suddenly realize someone is staring at me going to town on my index finger like a beaver on a tree.

[Tigmafuzz]

Well no, but I do have OCD and when I draw or paint or I'm writing something, everything has to be perfect or I get really anxious. Example: I was going to mow the lawn today, but we had a storm recently and there were sticks all over the yard. Since I hadn't taken my anxiety medication, I spent SIX HOURS raking up sticks and leaves and crap. So much sweating =/

Have you ever eaten so much in one sitting that you didn't even feel bloated until the next day? (Yes it can happen like that)

[sharkythesharkdogg]

No.

Have you ever managed to burn yourself badly enough that it never hurt because all the nerves in the area immediately died? (SPOILER)That trout was hot.

[Jiro]

First of all:

There are other ways to pick up? :/

Yes. You will see how when you get to the states.

Now onto sharky's question. I haven't burned myself that badly, no. I always feel the burns - maybe I should try harder so that I don't feel them. But I have burnt myself on numerous occasions, the two most notable where my leg was trapped against the exhaust pipe of the dirt bike I was riding and also when I was fire twirling and I set my shirt on fire. The latter didn't get me burnt badly at all but it's entertaining as smurf.

Have you ever tripped over your own feet and tried to blame something else out loud in case anyone was watching?

[Hollycat]

nope.

Have you ever hired some illegal immigrants from Home Depot to choke you in the shower while you touch yourself?

[Pumpkin]

No. I have not. I don't even have an interesting story to go with it because I haven't done anything like that.

Have you ever found money on the ground and kept it?

[Tigmafuzz]

Yes. Many times, as a matter of fact. I also used to hang out around supermarkets and grocery stores and ask people if they had a dollar for the bus, then use the money to buy myself food for that day. I was a clever hobo

Have you ever shot at something and made it explode? What a rush

[Peegee]

This thread is awesome. I'm going to answer every question because it's better this way

Have you ever... gotten so drunk that you passed out?

Many many times. sometimes I blacked out. but that's not as bad.

Next: Have you ever called your significant other the wrong name?

no.

Have you ever tried on underwear that was intended for the opposite sex?

ew


Have you ever jumped from a height of over 16 feet?

Yep. into water. It was an indoor swimming pool.
Oh wait I have a story.

We went to a lake once. It has a swing rope. It swings you out into the lake and you have to let go. I got nervous and didn't let go, so I swung back.

Into the tree. At falling speed. I smashed into the tree, kicked off, and landed in the water.

Now on my left leg it looks like somebody shot me several times in the area to the left of my knee. I think it looks a little better now.

Have you ever got so drunk that you pissed in a cat box to get revenge on your cat because she pissed on something that belonged to you?

LOL no but we kept joking about it.

Have you ever spent the night in the hospital?

Not the night no. But I did break my hand once (see later)

Have you ever laid your hand on a burning stove?

Probably. I sometimes intentionally set myself on fire so it's not a big deal.

Have you ever chocked someone so hard they fainted?

according to the phrasing of the question the answer is no.

Have you ever almost fallen asleep while taking a shower?

Maybe. Unlikely though. Definitely bath.

Have you ever broken a bone?

So one time in a karate tournament I punched a wall in anger. And I broke my left hand's pink and ring finger palm bones. Eeep! I knew it was a big deal

but didn't freak out. Protip - when your palm bones are broken those fingers cannot grip anything but they can still move a little. Anyway I went to the

hospital and they showed me the damage. Ugh.

They wrapped it up in a sling and when the person who does the cast came in they put it in a cast. Luckily I was in school so there was little negative

consequences. Yay.

Have you ever drank a whole gallon of milk in an hour ?

No that's dangerous. No gallon of anything in an hour.

Have you ever done something really stupid that you regretted later, even though you were proud of it?

I got kicked in the face once while sparring in a tournament. It was a spinning kick or a roundhouse I forget. Anyway it didn't hurt, and when I realised what happened to me I saw this guy on the floor holding his foot. I went 'rawr!' like it was some sort of street fight.

...it was a karate tournament

shame

Have you ever gotten in a fight?

Sure. I will say that people in clubs talk a lot of tit but they're pathetic. A better story would be the time I laughed at a person while he was yelling that he could kick my ass.

Have you ever damaged someones car and walked off without saying anything?

Yep. At a mall I turned into a car, backed out, and went somewhere else.

This is not a good story. My brother reversed really fast into a parked car at night (after a party) and gtfo fast. lololol

Have you ever bought someone a gift that you weren't able to give to them for some reason?

um....no. Good question though

Have you ever really exaggerated a story to make yourself look good in front of someone you liked? (aka have you ever lied to pick up?)

I'm a virgin.

Have you ever been stranded in a town that you don't know your way around at all?

Many times! Washington DC, new york city, to name a couple. I just walked around and did boring things like eat and hide from the weirdos.

Have you ever found a bone in your hamburger?

no. thank god. But I did get a big mac once with no meat in it. I was pissssed

(dad bought it and brought it home so it was a moot point to complain)

Have you ever been caught singing a song on the radio at a stop light? Driving or otherwise?

Probably. Like I care what people think though xD

Have you ever eaten so much in one sitting that you didn't even feel bloated until the next day?

No (lol what) but one time I ate so much all-you-can-eat sushi/rolls/japanese food that I had to induce vomiting to feel better. It's true. And yes, sticking your fingers down your throat does work!

Have you ever managed to burn yourself badly enough that it never hurt because all the nerves in the area immediately died?

LOL no. That's stupid anyway - if you can't feel pain any more what's the point of being alive?

Have you ever tripped over your own feet and tried to blame something else out loud in case anyone was watching?

xDDD no. but one time walking with my friend she tripped up a flight of stairs. You heard me. I laughed at her for like 10 minutes.

Have you ever hired some illegal immigrants from Home Depot to choke you in the shower while you touch yourself?

Yes. The video is here

Have you ever found money on the ground and kept it?

Ofc. The most I've ever found was probably 5 bucks. No it wasn't my own 5 bucks.

Have you ever shot at something and made it explode?

No I feel depraived. -a

Q: have you ever coveted one of your friends' partners?

[Tigmafuzz]

Have fun, peeg? Desu desu and all that? Alright then.

Let's see... coveting a friend's partner. Can't say that I've ever really wanted to be with somebody that I knew was taken by somebody else that I was close to(lol complicated drunken grammar), but I have had traces of lust for a person or two that I knew was already in a relationship. I'm pretty sure that's part of being human.

Have you ever hiked up your pants too fast/hard and hurt yourself down there?