No.
Have you ever had a nosebleed so bad that one tissue at a time wasn't going to cut it?
No.
Have you ever had a nosebleed so bad that one tissue at a time wasn't going to cut it?
Quite often. Almost always.
And one time I had a nosebleed so bad that when it clotted and I blew the clot out, the clot weighed over an ounce. It took a whole box of tissues to get it to stop bleeding.
Have you ever been foiled in a plan by a failure to read something.
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Certainly. We played this "game" in class where you had to race through this work sheet which had a bunch of different things on it. Before we started, we were told to read all of the instructions and the first person would win a prize. The last instruction which I failed to read was "do the first three things and then stop". Felt like a fool when I did all the shouting things
Have you ever fallen down stairs?
Yes. As a kid I fell, but I rolled into a position which protected my body from serious injury. I didn't even freak out about it!
Have you ever driven a vehicle over 100mph/161kmh? If so, what were the circumstances?
No. There was this one time when I reached 88 MPH while trying to outrun someone, but then there was a flash of light and I crashed into a barn.
Have you ever tried to cook something that ended up being absolutely inedible?
lol 160 km? that's peanuts. Though I will say that in Ontario if you go over 50 kph over the speed limit they conclude you were 'street racing' and automatically suspend your license and potentially confiscate your car.Originally Posted by Sephex
Anyway I have a story. Very early during the weekend my friends and I went to a creek to play around. This was like 3am or thereabouts. We hung out at a friend's place until that time and then drove off.
At 190-205 kph
It was intense. I've never gone that far and there were nobody else on the highway. It was dangerous as hell (velocity wise) and risky (the ticket would completely ruin any of us).
But that's the fastest I've been on a road vehicle. Where's sharky to say 'pffft 205 kph? I do that in 2nd gear' ?
streme Wheelie
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I cooked some savoury mince that, coupled with a caramello koala that I ate, caused me to be violently ill for about three days. Never cooked a damn thing again (still got good marks for that dish though!).
Have you ever fallen asleep with your face in an open book?
Nope, but once when I was a kid I was lying in bed holding a book above me, and then I dropped it and it landed on my face and knocked out a loose tooth. I think that's my best book-related story.
Have you ever completely lost your voice and had to go to work or school anyway?
No. The only time I can remember losing my voice was over a weekend. There was this one time when I pretended to have laryngitis as part of an elaborate plan to stuff someone's desk with carrots, but that's a story for another time...
Have you ever caught a stray critter and decided to keep it as a pet?
Many many many times. Gophers, rats, possums, ferrets, cats, dogs, raccoons (does not end well with raccoons), a skunk (went better than the raccoon at least), and a stray coyote. I was only allowed to keep three of those, according to the city. Boring.
Have you ever spent more than forty minutes just trying to decide on what to name a character?
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Yup. MILF and I put off making tauren paladins for several days while we thought of names. xD
Have you ever been pulled over for speeding?
yes, 85 in a 65. no ticket because I know how to talk to the popo.
Have you ever started singing in public because you thought no one was there only to turn around and find someone?
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On the way to school once. The kid looked perplexed as if I just flipped him off.
Have you ever been caught having sex by anyone? If so, how did they react?
Yes, many times. All funny stories, but only a few that I feel comfortable telling.
Ex-girlfriend whose name starts with J: Caught having a quickie on a Ferris Wheel because of unexpected spillage, resulted in being banned from that Six Flags.
Ex-girlfriend whose name starts with M: Caught in her room by her sister, who ended up joining in after a few uncomfortable minutes and awkward questions. One of the best experiences of my life.
Ex-girlfriend whose name starts with A: Caught in a hotel pool by a nun who just so happened to be doing missionary work with one of the children who lived at that hotel. Then again, we were sorta doing missionary work as well.
There was another time I was caught with a one night stand by a friend of mine who took way too long to leave, and I was also once caught having sex in a hammock (harder than it looks) by another girl who I would have sex with at a later date.
Have you ever been sick for more than two weeks at a time?
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Yes, when I was in kindergarten I got some sort of terrible and bizarre sickness that had me throwing up all the time, in and out of the hospital, and out of school for a good month or two. Then one day I woke up and it was gone. No one ever did figure out what it was.
Have you ever set something on fire by accident?
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