Choose your hero!

[Bubba]

Neo from the Matrix would be pretty sweet.

Except you'd have to have sex with Trinity, and be forced into two sequels that can never live up to the original.

Eh, I liked all three movies and Carrie Anne Moss was alright looking in memento, so I don't think that's too high a price to pay to be the One.

But still, Neo doesn't end up living the Life of Riley.

He's blinded, pulled into an alternative dimension, kidnapped by vacuum cleaners, covered in olive oil then raped by a horny hippo.

What? That didn't happen in the films?

It might as well have done for all the sense they made...