Choose your hero!

[Bubba]

If you could live the life of any character from movie history... who would it be?

I first thought of Maximus from Gladiator but then realised my wife and son have been killed which wouldn't be very nice...

Maybe Han Solo? You own the Millennium Falcon which is reason enough but then you have to sleep with Carrie Fisher which personally does not appeal to me...

Tell me which character you would love to be and why it would be awesome?

[Pheesh]

Neo from the Matrix would be pretty sweet. A Jedi would be awesome as well, not picky on which one, all of the cool ones aren't in the movies >_>

[Slothy]

Neo from the Matrix would be pretty sweet.

Except you'd have to have sex with Trinity, and be forced into two sequels that can never live up to the original.

Does it have to be a character from movies? Because if not I'd say Superman on the condition that my Lois Lane be either Teri Hatcher or Erica Durance. Not too picky on which, though I guess the latter will probably be looking better in another 10 years time.

[Pike]

Neo from the Matrix would be pretty sweet.

Except you'd have to have sex with Trinity, and be forced into two sequels that can never live up to the original.

I'll be Trinity so I can have sex with Neo.

...except wait, then I'd have to die all melodramatically. I changed my mind and pick Ellen Ripley.

[Hollycat]

From a movie, I'd probably go with one of the girls from "a room in Rome."
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can I be red xiii? he was in advent children so I think it should count.

[Tigmafuzz]

Advent Children is not a movie. It's a disgrace.
I choose any character played by Morgan Freeman. Pretty much any movie will do, other than Driving Miss Daisy.

[Bubba]

Does it have to be a character from movies?

Not at all. We can branch out to TV as well so you can have your Hatcher/Durance fantasy!

I changed my mind and pick Ellen Ripley.

The Ellen Ripley who has a queen alien burst out of a chest as she falls into lava... or the cloned Ripley who has to have sex with a queen alien?

As cool as she is I wouldn't like either of those experiences...

can I be red xiii? he was in advent children so I think it should count.

That definitely counts and would be cool as smurf!

[Slothy]

Not at all. We can branch out to TV as well so you can have your Hatcher/Durance fantasy!

Thank you for planting a completely new fantasy in my brain with that sentence. Don't know why I never considered it before.

Also, what are you talking about a clone of Ripley having babies with an alien Queen? That totally never happened at all. Ever. Move along.

Plus, self sacrifice for the greater good always tops melodrama and sex with Keanu Reeves.

[Sephex]

I would be whoever Rodney Dangerfield played in those sex movies because I want to be an old, creepy guy who can someone pull into a ton of...love.

Or John McClain.

[Del Murder]

Indiana Jones or Bruce Willis's character in any movie he's in.

[Peegee]

the thing about die hard is he goes through a divorce and his life sucks by the 4th movie. It's very sadface and I don't like thinking about it.

I'd probably choose to be Zorro from 'Princess Bride' (WestLEY) because he gets the girl and becomes the dreaded pirate rogers. Yay.

[sharkythesharkdogg]

I love how the theme of the thread is super heroes, and it immediately focuses on how hot the the piece of tail is you have to sleep with.


I'll try to think of a good hero.

[Bunny]

Conflicting information!

I would be Keyser Söze.

[Pike]

Conflicting information!

I would be Keyser Söze.

This is the best response in the thread so far.

[Loony BoB]

Agreed.

I'd probably go for one of those characters that goes through some trivial problem (nothing traumatising) and winds up with a lot of money, a happy life and a freaking hot woman. So basically my life right now, but with more money. That works. I guess that means I have to be someone froma romantic comedy. I don't know many of those that well. I would say the guy from Pretty Woman but he's a bit old, isn't he? And I'm not the biggest fan of Julia Roberts' looks, I mean she's pretty, but I prefer someone curvier. Hmm. I dunno.

If it has to be someone more epic, I'll go for Superman. I mean, c'mon. X-ray vision? Invulnerability? Laser-eyes? Flight? The only thing stopping me are some guys that I (unlike Clark Kent) would just kill? The only other option would be that guy from that movie Jumper who can teleport. 'cause he can teleport to anywhere, and that's my most desired ability in the whole world. If not for the guys who go after him, he'd be living the dream.