Last night my GF woke me up by poking me in the eye and when I asked her why she did it she said she was reaching for a binder. A few nights earlier I woke up because she put her knee to my balls. That's twice this week that she's woken me up painfully and 'not done it on purpose'. Do you think I've done something wrong?

What's the strangest way anyone has woken you up?




In related news, my kitty wakes me up by slapping me in the face with her paw.