My ex's niece tried to wake me up once by sticking a sock in my mouth. She said she wanted to see if my breathing while I was asleep would blow it up like a balloon. Pretty cute for a three year old. If she had been 6 or 7 I'd have thought there was something wrong with her, though.Originally Posted by Rantz Rantz Revolution
One of our cats used to wake us up by jumping in bed with us and nibbling on our ears. It was ridiculously cute and annoying at the same time. She hasn't done it since the move, but sometimes she still jumps up on the bed and meows until somebody hears her.My kitty biting my eyebrows. See she always gets fed by the first person to wake up. So if she was hungry, she'd go out of her way to wake you up, and she always knew to go for the hair. I was in a position that hid my hair from her, but I didn't bother hiding my eyebrows so she went for that. The next night Mogi and I both hid our eyebrows and she went for Mogi's nose hairs and it hurt so bad he teared up! We'd close the door but the noise she makes pounding on it is even worse, and also she's so super cuddly I want her to snuggle up with us! But my parents took her with them to Iowa when they moved away so we don't see her anymore
I woke myself up once at basic training by making the sound of a crow a the top of my lungs. KRAAAW!
Everybody was mad at me xD
Some guy threw a bottle at me while I was sleeping behind a McDonald's a few years ago. At least it didn't break.
That's supposed to be a strange thing to wake up to? I thought "strange" meant out of the ordinary?with a blowjob
Anyway I think the weirdest way I've ever woken up was hanging upside down from a tree. I had climbed up there while asleep and taken off my clothes. To this day I have no idea what I was dreaming about.
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