Why are you just doing a fist pump...wait you can't dance can you?

[Shiny]

Can you dance? If you can't, how do you get out of it? Or do you do what I do?

Whenever this arises at parties I have a way of getting out of it and a good way of convincing someone you're a good dancer is to get them drunk. That way they won't be able to tell that you're actually horrible until their sober; at which point you make up reasons why you can't dance. Like, "Oh my heel hurts" or "I have Lupus so I can't dance". If they question you say, "Well I'm black so obviously I know how to dance silly" or just pimp slap them. Works like a charm.

[Sephex]

I've been told I am a good dancer in terms of generically moving at a wedding reception or whatever. As for actually dancing? Uh...does being moderately good at DDR count?

[Freya]

I can dance like a ho? Does that count? Also like a robot. Not the best robot but damn it feels good to be a roboster.

[Bubba]

I don't dance really...

I'm in a rock band though so I can duck out by 'creating' the music rather than dancing to it.

[Pheesh]

Eh, it's easy enough to dance at a club or slow dance, then I have a couple little dances I can do jokingly (I can moonwalk and robot etc). If we're talking dancing well and looking like you're talented at it then no, I suck.

[Crop]

When I go to a club or something with friends I can dance if I want to, I can leave my friends behind, because my friends don't dance and if they don't dance then they're no friends of mine.

[TrollHunter]

Me? Dance?
Yeahhh no.

[Pike]

When I go to a club or something with friends I can dance if I want to, I can leave my friends behind, because my friends don't dance and if they don't dance then they're no friends of mine.

Funnily enough I was just coming into this post to say that I did the Safety Dance at a friend's wedding reception once.

That, however, is the extent of my dancing.

[Bubba]

Eh, it's easy enough to dance at a club or slow dance, then I have a couple little dances I can do jokingly (I can moonwalk and robot etc). If we're talking dancing well and looking like you're talented at it then no, I suck.

I thought drummers had good rhythm?!!

[Pheesh]

Eh, it's easy enough to dance at a club or slow dance, then I have a couple little dances I can do jokingly (I can moonwalk and robot etc). If we're talking dancing well and looking like you're talented at it then no, I suck.

I thought drummers had good rhythm?!!

...I could probably stomp on the spot really fast and in perfect time. Does that count?

[Shlup]

I can't dance even a little bit.

[fire_of_avalon]

Can I dance? Can I dance? I can foxtrot, shag, lindy hop, east and west coast swing. I took ballet, modern and jazz. I can do the sprinkler, the lawnmower and the cabbage patch. I can do the running man.

I can't dance for CRAP but I have a lot of enthusiasm. And I have rhythm. So I'm pretty good at zumba.

I dance all the time. In the car, at work, right now. Especially in the kitchen.

And if people don't like it, then eff them.

[Tigmafuzz]

I can Tango and Waltz and Salsa and whatnot, but I can't dance naturally. Only things that I've been taught.

[blackmage_nuke]

I can wave my hands in the air while i grind my crotch against someone but otherwise no.

[NorthernChaosGod]

Funnily enough I was just coming into this post to say that I did the Safety Dance at a friend's wedding reception once.

That, however, is the extent of my dancing.

I hope there's a video of this.

I know some swing and can waltz. Otherwise, this:

I can wave my hands in the air while i grind my crotch against someone