Why are you just doing a fist pump...wait you can't dance can you?

[Jessweeee♪]

I have no rhythm. None. At all. And I have no...what's the word? The word about how you know where your limbs and tit are? I don't have that.

I want to learn the panic dance that the guy from Ghost Trick in my signature does.

[Mirage]

I know a handful of basic swing moves, and I can move aggressively to hard industrial techno. Oh, and a basic slow-dance I guess. I have a good rhythm, at least for a white guy.

[Bubba]

I'm exceptional at the 'pee-pee' dance when I'm desperate to urinate.

[Jiro]

I can dance alright. I'm no superstar but I don't dance like an awkward white guy a la my room mate. I'm better at doing ballroom stuff but it's been a while so I barely remember any of 'em. Learned a bit of dnb step but it like most of those kinds of dances look stupid unless you're in strobe lights or something. Then it looks wicked.

I hate crowds though so I don't dance much.

[Peegee]

https://www.youtube.com/user/BandyToaster/feed

Yes I can dance.

[Quindiana Jones]

I dance well to 90s music. And, as an Englishman, I have the innate ability to waltz.

[NorthernChaosGod]

I have no rhythm. None. At all. And I have no...what's the word? The word about how you know where your limbs and tit are? I don't have that.

I'm going to go with spatial awareness.

[Quindiana Jones]

Proprioception would be more accurate.

[NorthernChaosGod]

Don't make up words, Quin.

[Tigmafuzz]

I think she meant nerve endings.

[Quindiana Jones]

Don't fribble the calag, NCG.

[Værn]

I can kind of moonwalk, depending on what shoes I'm wearing, but that's about it.

[Psychotic]

No I cannot. My response is to play rock, paper, scissors with my partner instead which makes us look so hip and ironic. Really we're just twats who can't dance.

[Iceglow]

Don't forget we did the colbert dance that one time Paul!

In reality, I'm told by various sources I have "moves" which is pretty nice. I'm also pretty shameless so on nights out with the girls I know I generally wind up being the first guy on the dance floor in the club we go to because they'll be all "We're going to dance" and when I respond with "ok, have fun" they just tend to grab me and force me down there to dance with them. I've learnt the art of dancing sober as well as drunk. Which is why my house mate Vanessa brought me a Tshirt with the decal of "Dance Floor Legend" on it for Christmas, one of her friends recently asked me if I can back it up and the girls were like "yes, yes he can." so we put music on and ended up dancing in our tiny lounge to prove that I can actually dance.

As for dancing styles? I could probably do a waltz innately like most british people. I can definitely slow dance lol, I studied figure skating for a few years but it doesn't translate well to a non-ice surface xD So I don't know what I'd manage in terms of "official dances"

[starlet]

nope...im about as stiff as a 2 x 4