Now you people have to guess who posted these. Dance, puppets! Dance!

1: I don't understand this game at all.
2: If I could change my blood type, I would make it alcohol.
3: Pull doors are the worst. I hope EoFF never needs a pull door to get in.
4: Here's your dumb comment. Take it and shove it up your poop shoot.
5: I'm covered in bees and eggs today.