First World Problems

[starlet]

Burger king doesn't make chicken fries anymore so I had to get a double cheeseburger instead

[Peegee]

I'm having a really hard time deciding where I want to eat, and I'm starving.

I have a hard time deciding when to eat and where to eat and what to eat, and I'm starving

this sucks.

[KentaRawr!]

Stephen Colbert hasn't been making new episodes because he's been caring for his ill mother. UGH.

[Sephex]

I don't have a smart phone so I had to resort to going into a mall Mac Store to check something online.

[edczxcvbnm]

You want some first world problems? Here they come...like a hurricane.

*I had a dead pixel on my monitor this one time. I pissed me off for years until I bought a new one.

*This one time I also had to get up at 3 in the afternoon and it was totally the worst day ever.

*I couldn't find one of slippers forcing me to throw out the one that I had.

*This one time a NES game froze on me after about 10 minutes. I lost ALL of my progress. I wouldn't shut up about that one for days on end.

*Also related, the L and R buttons on my DS are broken. Piece of tit.

*The lanyard was a little frayed on my Big Ten Championship game ticket and it was so irritating that everyone else was walking around with perfection around their necks!

*My mom forgot to pay for this one semester of school and I had to DRIVE...MYSELF to get the check in on time. Such a smurfing hassle! MY TIME IS VALUABLE!

This is Sephex on edczxcvbnm's account. I would like to inform everyone he said he needs a tablet so he wouldn't have to get up and walk 7 feet to post on EoFF.

[foa]edlalala and Sephex double posted on the same account and now i have to merge the posts. Boo. -- foa[/foa]

[NorthernChaosGod]

I thought minimum wage was a federal thing and the same in all states. I looked it up and some states have a minimum wage higher than what I'm being paid. I should move

It's not all that great. The states with higher minimum wages tend to have a higher cost of living.

[Jiro]

Tell Sephex that he'd have to never set it down lest he face the same problem.

[Sephex]

I have a good laptop. That's good enough for me. Stop oppressing me, Jiro!

[Yeargdribble]

The theatre show I'm currently performing on doesn't have nearly enough songs that I'm tacet on, so I can't surf the internet on my phone as much while getting paid.

[sharkythesharkdogg]

I've had a song stuck in my head for four days!

[Shiny]

My acer monitor doesn't have a mic and webcam on it, so I have to walk all the way to the other part of the room to get my Macbook Pro. Woe is me & shii.

[~*~Celes~*~]

I had to wash dishes by hand cause the dishwasher broke

[Jiro]

I have a good laptop. That's good enough for me. Stop oppressing me, Jiro!

What do you mean stop? You love me oppressing into you.

[Sephex]

I have a good laptop. That's good enough for me. Stop oppressing me, Jiro!

What do you mean stop? You love me oppressing into you.

[fire_of_avalon]

The toe seam on my sock keeps slipping down and rubbing the space just below my big toenail.