You know what they say about people with big feet

[Peegee]

So peegee, what exactly on a girl grows larger with larger shoe sizes? I think we all want to know.

penises.

Do you have a large degree of experience in dealing with the penises of women?

No. I blame it on dealing with shy girls who don't want me near their penis. Plus I usually do things in the dark.

Damnit HC I'm freaking sad now. Look what you did.