Don't listen to him, god knows no one in our country does.
Don't listen to him, god knows no one in our country does.
BoB is the truth. BoB is the way. BoB can restore America back from these government lies called "vowel states".
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Oh my god, he's right. Potatoes have skin. I have skin. POTATOES ARE PEOPLE.Originally Posted by GhandiOwnsYou
Your logic is flawed Jiro. Obviously, you are a potato.
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They have so many EYES. Potatoes are Humans evolved. Are they linked, these plots to dissuade vowel state travel to conceal non existance, and the conspiracy to replace humanity with evolved sentient starches?
Potato and People contain the same number of letters AND both start with the same letter. How have I never noticed this??!!!!!!
Although by this logic people could also be Piglets, Pompons and Pigeons
I'd like to think that the highest form of known life would not include small pigs, balls of fluff and rats with wings.
Not forgetting the word Phlegm...
I thought people liked Oregon. And I found Idaho to be quite nice. Oklahoma was okay. Arizona was... Arizona. Utah is a "pop" state.
Oregon is a spice, Idaho (like Iowa) is not a physical state but a state of where you are at in life, Oklahoma I forgot about entirely which just goes to show how much it doesn't exist, Arizona is just the more deserted part of the desert around Texas/California, Utah is just a place that mormons talk about but it's about as verifiable as Heaven or Hell. It's certainly not owned by America, if it does exist somewhere out there on another plane of existence.
Bow before the mighty Javoo!
Oregon is cute. As I was saying in chat, they're so very proud of the fact that they have a law saying they can't pump their own gasoline. They just love being weird.
If Hogwarts isn't real, then how do you explain this at King's Cross station?I am not your enemy. I am your friend, you know that! I am here to open your eyes to the truth. I don't get why you think I'm you're enemy because of that.
I notice your lack of proof. Also, I notice that you refer to Arizona as a "Hell Hole", further adding to my belief that they convince people to never want to go to places they can not reach (they can't reach them because they're not real, much like Hogwarts - don't run into walls in train stations).
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AND DON'T GIVE ME ANY BS ABOUT LURING TOURISTS BECAUSE YOU DON'T KNOW ANYTHING. D:<
I am lost; what vowels are not real?
BoB, how do you know New Zealand isn't just some made up place and you are actually living on one of the larger alaskan islands?
This post brought to you by the power of boobs. Dear lord them boobs. Amen
This is becoming too philosophical for my liking now.
I hope you get where I'm going with this.
Bow before the mighty Javoo!
Thankfully, I live in Michigan, the Great Lake State, in the Tri Cities, on a street that doesn't begin with a vowel.
I am more real than you all know. I am here, coming for you.
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