Gah!
Last night my GF woke me up by poking me in the eye and when I asked her why she did it she said she was reaching for a binder. A few nights earlier I woke up because she put her knee to my balls. That's twice this week that she's woken me up painfully and 'not done it on purpose'. Do you think I've done something wrong?
What's the strangest way anyone has woken you up?
In related news, my kitty wakes me up by slapping me in the face with her paw.
You probably said something about her menstruation. They always get in a fuss about that!
The strangest way I've been woken up is by someone trying to put a ball of paper in my open mouth.
My kitty biting my eyebrows. See she always gets fed by the first person to wake up. So if she was hungry, she'd go out of her way to wake you up, and she always knew to go for the hair. I was in a position that hid my hair from her, but I didn't bother hiding my eyebrows so she went for that. The next night Mogi and I both hid our eyebrows and she went for Mogi's nose hairs and it hurt so bad he teared up! We'd close the door but the noise she makes pounding on it is even worse, and also she's so super cuddly I want her to snuggle up with us! But my parents took her with them to Iowa when they moved away so we don't see her anymore
I once woke myself, and my girlfriend, up by yelling 'WOO!" in my sleep.
It was very odd.
My mom threw a damn plastic bowling pin at me when I was a kid.
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A guy I met on a Final Fantasy forum snoring. Step forward Eyes on's very own Quin 'n' Tonic!
(A True Story)
Psychotic and Quin 'n' Tonic slept together?
*begins to write fan fic*
My ex's niece tried to wake me up once by sticking a sock in my mouth. She said she wanted to see if my breathing while I was asleep would blow it up like a balloon. Pretty cute for a three year old. If she had been 6 or 7 I'd have thought there was something wrong with her, though.Originally Posted by Rantz Rantz Revolution
One of our cats used to wake us up by jumping in bed with us and nibbling on our ears. It was ridiculously cute and annoying at the same time. She hasn't done it since the move, but sometimes she still jumps up on the bed and meows until somebody hears her.My kitty biting my eyebrows. See she always gets fed by the first person to wake up. So if she was hungry, she'd go out of her way to wake you up, and she always knew to go for the hair. I was in a position that hid my hair from her, but I didn't bother hiding my eyebrows so she went for that. The next night Mogi and I both hid our eyebrows and she went for Mogi's nose hairs and it hurt so bad he teared up! We'd close the door but the noise she makes pounding on it is even worse, and also she's so super cuddly I want her to snuggle up with us! But my parents took her with them to Iowa when they moved away so we don't see her anymore
I woke myself up once at basic training by making the sound of a crow a the top of my lungs. KRAAAW!
Everybody was mad at me xD
Some guy threw a bottle at me while I was sleeping behind a McDonald's a few years ago. At least it didn't break.
That's supposed to be a strange thing to wake up to? I thought "strange" meant out of the ordinary?with a blowjob
Anyway I think the weirdest way I've ever woken up was hanging upside down from a tree. I had climbed up there while asleep and taken off my clothes. To this day I have no idea what I was dreaming about.
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I remember waking up to my friends laughing because I had been talking about explosions in my sleep.
No! I was asleep and he just happened to be there is all. Jeez.
I likely story...No! I was asleep and he just happened to be there is all. Jeez.
The strangest way someone has woken me up is by yelling, "FIRE" really loud. I barely popped my head and didn't even open my eyes before going right back to sleep. My mother also woke me up with her bare butt in my face. That's love. -_-
I feel like my best answer to this thread is TMI. But I like it.
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