I gave blood today

[Mirage]

Just say you contracted AIDS, shlup. Or Hepatitis-someletter.

[Tigmafuzz]

I'd love for people to have me pumping through their veins!

So many ways to go with this.

Sex jokes, creepy jokes, fetish about being a liquid...

I'm going to take the high road here, and go with a gay joke.

On me.

"I'd like something else of yours going through me."

[Yar]

My blood is A negative. Finding this out made me sad because my whole life I've always tried my hardest but can never do better than an A-.

I do volunteer work sometimes, but not voluntarily. I'm usually coerced into it via guilt, blackmail, etc.

[Pike]

I feel compelled to tell you all that I had this thread open in a tab while doing something else, and I looked over and the tab said "I gave blo..." and my mind filled it in and I was kind of perplexed for a few seconds

[NorthernChaosGod]

You can, JuliRiv. They ask you about it and I told them about my dermal anchor. All the nurse said was "Was it a sterile procedure?" and I said yep.

My friend got turned away after getting her septum pierced. o_O

[Shlup]

The blood bank is full of jerkstores. I'm nice to them when they call me because they're jerkstores for a noble cause, but they keep calling me to tell me a baby will die without me, and I tell them I moved, so they ask for my new address, but I tell them to please just take me off the list because I don't need to be called every other week, so they say okay, and then two weeks later they call me again. From the same blood bank two hours away from me.

Tell them you had sex with Laddy. worked for me!

Seriously. That form pisses me off. "Are you a gay? Have you had sex with a gay? What about someone you think might be a gay? Could you have come into contact with a gay at the grocery store?"

As long as they give me my juice boxes.

[Sephex]

I feel compelled to tell you all that I had this thread open in a tab while doing something else, and I looked over and the tab said "I gave blo..." and my mind filled it in and I was kind of perplexed for a few seconds

That would explain why my dad kept glancing at my laptop when visiting my parent's house last night.

[Loony BoB]

I'm pretty sure I did it way back when I was a kid but since I turned around 13 or so, I've not been able to because they tell me I'm too light to do so. D=

[Jiro]

Yeah you are pretty underweight BoB. Come to america, I'm packing on the kilos.

[Hollycat]

I'm very happy to say my volunteering history is one of two reasons I could go to any college I wanted.
I have over 2000 hours of volunteer work. I teach VBS every year, I give blood three times a year, I help at shelters, I taught remedial classes in high school, and volunteered at a hospital for a year.

[Peegee]

A lot of my american friends cannot give blood for various reasons (sometimes sexual)

i just tell them all to lie but half of them have a valid reason not to lie. The other half are lazy and selfish

Just because you visited norway doesn't mean you can't lie about it.

Jeg er PG. ASL?

[fire_of_avalon]

I'm pretty sure I did it way back when I was a kid but since I turned around 13 or so, I've not been able to because they tell me I'm too light to do so. D=

there is no way you donated blood before you were 13. The Red cross doesn't even let you until you're 17.

[Tigmafuzz]

Maybe somebody in an alley took some blood from him and told him it was for donation.

[Pike]

Maybe they're just desperate down there in Kiwiland.

[Shiny]

I don't actually know what my blood type is, but I did give a crap load if recently. In terms of volunteer work, I'm not going to name it all, but I did volunteer for food drive before. It was rewarding in many ways.