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The blood bank is full of jerkstores. I'm nice to them when they call me because they're jerkstores for a noble cause, but they keep calling me to tell me a baby will die without me, and I tell them I moved, so they ask for my new address, but I tell them to please just take me off the list because I don't need to be called every other week, so they say okay, and then two weeks later they call me again. From the same blood bank two hours away from me.
Tell them you had sex with Laddy. worked for me!
Seriously. That form pisses me off. "Are you a gay? Have you had sex with a gay? What about someone you think might be a gay? Could you have come into contact with a gay at the grocery store?"

As long as they give me my juice boxes.