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    Moomba Sudo make me a sandwich

    You have been tasked with making an amazing sandwich. You have any ingredient you want at your disposal.

    What sort of sandwich do you make?

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    Pike, stop making threads and get back in the kitchen I have no idea what kind of sandwich I would make if I were tasked with such a thing. I would probably go through about a thousand revisions and taste tests before I could find the right combination. It would need to have roast ham with a caramelized glaze, though. It can't be a perfect sandwich without barbecue. Maybe some vodka.
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    TOO MANY CHOICES UGH *explodes*

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    rm -f Pike's Ingredients
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    kill sandwich.exe
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    Oh my. Well definitely got to throw some bacon on that bitch, maybe some avocado too. I think I'll go with turkey as the base meat. And a daedra heart for power.

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    lo thread lol

    okay first I need to have 12 grain bread.

    Then I need Miracle Whip, not Mayo. Ew

    Then I need the following toppings:

    Lettuce
    Tomato slices
    bacon
    bacon bits


    Then I put in lobster meat (not immitation! I take a lobster and rip it in half and slice up the innards), lobster skull parts, sliced bbq chicken, sliced rare steak, top with pepper, then stuff the entire sammich in a chicken and bake for an hour.

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    If it was for me I would just make myself a Spice Italian with pepper jack cheese and jalapenos because who needs a digestive tract anyway?

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    First, some sort of freshly baked bread. Perhaps Italian or Sourdough. Next, throw your jar of mayonnaise out because that trout is vile. If you have any miracle whip, burn it because that is even worse. Take a nice mustard, I prefer Inglehoffer's Sweet Hot or Dijon Stone Ground. Spread that around on one slice of bread because doing it on both is just overkill and will destroy the rest of the flavor. Get some delicious turkey and put a few slices of that on there. Bacon is good, but you know what goes better on a sandwich? Crumbled cooked prosciutto. Cook that stuff, crumble it up and spread it on the mustard because it'll act as a sort of glue. Thin slices of onions, a few banana peppers, freshly grown tomatoes (I hope you have a garden for this thing), and a single slice of good lettuce.

    Enjoy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mirage View Post
    rm -f Pike's Ingredients
    Quote Originally Posted by krissy View Post
    kill sandwich.exe
    rm -f *
    fsck you guys

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    Diamonds. Then I would sell it and have someone forever make sandwhiches for me.

    If i HAVE to eat the sandwhich then I'd have what sausage and egg mcmuffins are made of except bigger
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    Lightly toast some squaw bread, moosh on half an avocado, smother in Siracha, add a poof of sprouts, splash with apple cider vinegar. That is all that is required to please me.

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    METAL SAMMICH:

    Lettuce
    Bacon
    Mayo
    Tomato
    Cheese
    Olives
    Oinions
    Frog
    Tuna
    Turkey
    Peppers
    Salami
    Noodles
    Pizza
    Tires
    CROWBARS!!

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