Autocorrect stories

[Renmiri]

Ever had one of those ? I recently texted to my mom that her granddaughter was playing "Elevator Rugby" on the violin when i meant to say "Eleanor Rigby"

Found this hilarious one on the net

[edczxcvbnm]

In high school I wrote a paper on Beowulf. I was in a rush and said yes to auto correct in word. Grendel became Green Dale and in one special spot it became Grenade (I happened to be making a Jesus comparison of some sort to the best of my remembrance).

[NorthernChaosGod]

My phone has a physical keyboard.

[~*~Celes~*~]

My phone has a physical keyboard.

so does mine but it still auto-corrects sometimes. Sucks. I need a new phone -_-;

[Pike]

My phone is really old fashioned and takes years to write anything (and I do it l-e-t-t-e-r b-y l-e-t-t-e-r.) And has no autocorrect. So sadly, I cannot join in the autocorrect fun.

[Renmiri]

Oh ya, forgot my college paper on "microorganisms" which my mom's secretary typed for me.. Was for a scholarship application.. Needless to say I didn't get it. Hard to get a scholarship to study "microorgasms"

[Peegee]

i turn off autocorrect in my phone but the app swype HAS to use a freaking dictionary even when I hide said dictionary. (it goes desu is not found. add?)

drives me crazy because i rarely do the swiping motion which was THE WHOLE POINT

I hate texting.

[Tigmafuzz]

My phone used to replace Sarah with Sabrina. It did it so often I found myself eventually start to type Sabrina instead of Sarah in the first place. Of course, thanks to the cats, that phone is broken now.

[Parker]

I think I wrote about his here before but once i was texting my mother about whoopies. They're like cake things, if you havent seen em.

Anyway I was like MUM. I LIKE WHOOPIES.

Only my phone corrected it to MUM. I LIKE WILLIES. Which was pretty awkward.

Also I was visiting this museum place in Wales called St Fagans I was like Yo I can't wait to go to St Vaginas.

finally my phone automatically adds commonly used words to dictionary so i'm always getting weird slang terms and nicknames pop up, its annoying man!!

[G13]

"I hurt my knee today" became "I hit my nigger today". My phone is a racist bastard.