I will show up in a suit as well, most likely made of tweed and procured from some granddad's estate sale remnants. I will come bearing fireworks and proceed to shamelessly drink a vast quantity of alcohol before handling the explosives. I will almost certainly handle them in a manner that is in direct conflict with the manufacturers stated intent and safety notifications and become a danger to both myself and others.

I will most likely cause property damage, but I will survive and be very pleased with myself overall.