Sorry For Party Rockin'

[Bubba]

I'd be battling it out with Happy Noodle Boy for a share of the guitar-digging chicks. Although my odds would be slightly lower as I'd probably get carried away with hitting on girls rather than belting out tunes.

I'd be less 'sex panther' and more 'sexual-harrassment panther'

I'd also be wearing my Flash Gordon outfit which would probably decrease my chances even more.

I would walk in and join the battle, only to get carried away and forget the girls and just play a bunch of metal. Which would get progressively messier as I got drunker.

This party is beginning to sound awesome. What metal stuff do you play, NCG? I teach some metal stuff to my kids at school. The popular stuff like Metallica, Pantera, Rage etc...

I might bring my ukulele as well in case there's a hippy chick there who's into 'free love'. We all know that is the best kind.