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    Quote Originally Posted by fierytempest
    Ultimecia is obviously a ladh
    Who was born with the misfortune of Khimari feet
    ULTIMECIA IS KHIMARI
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    DUDE DUDE
    She's the love child of Khimari and Seymour
    NOTICE THE WEIRD VEIN TATTOOS
    THE STUPID ANTLER HAIR?
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    Ultimecia is Seymour?
    I MUST END ALL LIFE
    NEW THEORIES GUYS OMG

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    Of kourse this is akkurate.
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    Oh yeah, and my theory is that fierytempest is actually Ultimecia. LOOK AT THOSE Ks!!!

    We've gotta tell Square Enix that their games are leaking into reality.

    They see me rolling. They hating, patrolling.
    Trying to catch me riding dirty.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Jiro View Post
    Oh yeah, and my theory is that fierytempest is actually Ultimecia. LOOK AT THOSE Ks!!!

    We've gotta tell Square Enix that their games are leaking into reality.
    Mortal Kombat?! Maybe Ultimecia is the real antagonist in those games as well!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sephex View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Jiro View Post
    Oh yeah, and my theory is that fierytempest is actually Ultimecia. LOOK AT THOSE Ks!!!

    We've gotta tell Square Enix that their games are leaking into reality.
    Mortal Kombat?! Maybe Ultimecia is the real antagonist in those games as well!
    Or maybe she came back to life in the MK universe and had become a good guy. Erm... girl.
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    Wait wait so... Ultimecia = Kintaro!?

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    What if every person from every game is the exact same person, just reincarnated from somebody else dying at a different time even though they're the exact same person from the same time? What if all of our souls are the same soul, just from different points in time?
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    Fuzz, I think you just wrote FFXV.
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    Now if only we could find some way to incorporate every character from every previous FF. I mean, there's obviously a recurring theme. Protect the crystals and/or save the world. So maybe they're all similar universes in a specific "section" of the FF multiverse. And then one day a being powerful enough to threaten the existence of the very universe appears, and his power causes all of the previous FF universe to converge and everyone ends up in the same universe with all the enemies and superbosses from the previous games revived. Then you could play as any character from any of the games and fight all the monsters from every game.
    ...Except that all the people and monsters turn out to be the same person. And once they realize this, they all band together and find some way to use all the crystals to combine their souls (which are all the same soul from different times) into one super-ethereal being or some trout and fight the powerful guy and save all the universes. It would be the final Final Fantasy. The Final Fantasy. And then the guy that they beat turned out to be the dark version of the same super-ethereal being that they became when they combined, from a separate multiverse. And the whole storyline converges on itself and implodes from their manipulation of the space-time continuum.

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    Lol I'm so smurfing drunk.
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    Dude I must be drunk too 'cause that makes perfect sense.

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    Lol, wow. It's been a long time sense I've posted anywhere. Let's see, Ultimecia is...THE BEST GODDAMN VILLIAN EVER! Also, she's Justin Bieber's REAL mother.
    A'yo son, TTR WAS HERE!!!
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    All you guys are delusional, clearly Ultimecia is the love child of Kefka and Seymour.

    Clown outfit and veiny face? its an exact match.

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    Somehow she got Khimari's genes in there. Those feet! Maybe Ultemicia is the mother of Ronso...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tigmafuzz View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Sephex View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Jiro View Post
    Oh yeah, and my theory is that fierytempest is actually Ultimecia. LOOK AT THOSE Ks!!!

    We've gotta tell Square Enix that their games are leaking into reality.
    Mortal Kombat?! Maybe Ultimecia is the real antagonist in those games as well!
    Or maybe she came back to life in the MK universe and had become a good guy. Erm... girl.


    S = U = N?!

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