Everything is trying to reproduce x_x

[Jinx]

You can suck a dick.

If I could reach mine, I probably would.

Every guy has tried this at some point in their life.

Any guy who says differently is lying...

I'm trying it as I type.

WHY? What is this. Girls don't do this with our vaginas!

[Pheesh]

I know, I cried the day I found out.

[Bubba]

I know, I cried the day I found out.

Found out what? That you couldn't do it?

[Pheesh]

No, that girls don't try it.

Obviously this is what happens when I don't use quote tags :/

[Bubba]

To be fair, it would take a girl with a special kind of flexibility to even attempt this.

Hang on, where did all the 'Spring' talk disappear to? Have we done it again?

[Loony BoB]

Haven't tried, not lying. Wouldn't even if I could. The idea of doing that doesn't sit right with me.

Now, back on topic.

[starlet]

Meh, I'd rather have peeps over creme eggs. Peeps go great in coffee or hot chocolate.

[Iceglow]

Firstly: Creme Eggs are available all year round, if not as eggs then as the Creme Egg bar. Inferior I know but if you're that desperate for Creme Eggs, come see me Paul...I know a certain building which has so many they never run out.

Secondly: Julian if you learn yoga you'll become flexible enough that reaching it would be possible, I watched a tv show the other night on "how to do everything" they showed this guy who looked a lot like Rantzien (not even smurfing kidding you here!) and he sucked himself off and he gave advice on how to get in to the position it's possible to do so in. Of course with your 4 inch penis (Rachael spilled the beans ;p therefore it must be true) it may never happen but it's ok you can try at least

Thirdly: I love summertime, spring and autumn are ok but I positively love the summertime. Not least because it's my birthday just because I love long days with evenings spent chilling in some pub garden drinking Cider. I understand it might be a little chilly in May when I'm over in Stockholm to do this of an evening but honestly: 17 hours average daylight/day for Stockholm in May = OMFG I will not know what to do with myself!

[Shiny]

You would watch a show about "How to Do Everything" and still not be able to do a damn thing.

[Renmiri]

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Bah.. Humbug. @#@#@ spring